Fort Myers Beach Bulletin, Fort Myers Beach Observerhttp://www.fortmyersbeachtalk.comTop Blogsen-usTue, 21 May 2019 04:29:23 EDTTue, 21 May 2019 04:29:23 EDT EVERY JOB person is having dinner in a restaurant with his family when another patron approaches his table and with a hand on his shoulder says, "You know, I'm having the same trouble I had before.Tue, 29 May 2012 15:26:46 EDTBREAKDOWNS I coasted to a stop at the traffic light, I felt the engine die. Adrenalin surged. Holy cow, I'm stuck in the middle of an intersection, blocking a hundred cars. Horns will begin blowing. What am I going to do? Then I remember.Tue, 29 May 2012 15:24:29 EDTRUST, AND THE MISSING COLLUMN,-AND-THE-MISSING-COLLUMN.htmlOkay, stop asking why the column didn't appear in the paper on May 2nd. I have a good excuse. The dog ate it. No, actually there wasn't enough room in the paper for my column because advertising shrank, which caused them to cut back on pages.Tue, 29 May 2012 15:23:03 EDTHOW WARRANTIES WORK new cars are warranted for 30,000 miles, some for ten years, some drive train only, some include free oil changes and any other repairs needed. Then there are extended warranties.Tue, 29 May 2012 15:18:49 EDTCUSTOMER IS RIGHT CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, EXCEPT: <P> A guy walks into a bar carrying a cooler of beer. He tells the bartender to serve him one of his own beers as he needs them, and has a seat on a bar stool.Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:16:58 EDT